Only in our Bizarro-World of high finance could this from the AP possibly make sense:
The stock market rose Thursday after a pair of lackluster economic reports raised expectations that the Federal Reserve will continue to boost the economy with its stimulus program.
Ok, as they quote:
“The big worry that’s been hitting the market lately, that the Fed might step back prematurely, might be fading a little today on the idea that the economy does need a bit more support”
but still, the point is the economy sucks #$%^ and the market goes up! Black is white, white is black, and cats and dogs are sleeping together. Oh and “free markets” my a$$.
UPDATE:
Honestly most of the time I don’t think they have a clue why things went up and down and just make shit up that sounds plausible.
UPDATE 2:
Yes, I know my language sucks today.
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